#Hamlet: An unfinished reworking or the classic play.

#Hamlet
Based on a story by William Shakespeare

* Now talking in #Elsinore
* Topic is ‘Act 1, Scene 1’
* Set by Willie

* Bernardo has joined #Elsinore
<Francisco> Hey.
<Bernardo> Hey.
<Bernardo> Quiet night?
<Francisco> Yeah. Bout to head out.
<Bernardo> K. Tell Horatio and Marcellus I said hey.
<Francisco> K.
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* Marcellus has joined #Elsinore
<Bernardo> lol
<Bernardo> Hey.
<Marcellus> Hey.
<Horatio> Hi.
<Francisco> Haha. Later.
* Quits: Francisco
<Marcellus> Bernardo: Have you seen it tonight?
<Bernardo> Not yet.
<Marcellus> Horatio doesn’t believe us.
<Horatio> You two are high.
<Bernardo> Dude, listen…
* Horatio sighs.
<Bernardo> The last two nights, right at one o’clock this guy comes in and start talking all weird and st…
* Ghost has joined #Elsinore
<Marcellus> lol
<Bernardo> Haha. Yo.
<Marcellus> Horatio: Say something to him.
<Horatio> Uh… hey.
<Horatio> Hello?
<Horatio> Say something, dumbass.
<Marcellus> Don’t piss him off.
<Horatio> Sorry.
* Quits: Ghost
<Marcellus> haha. Nice going.
<Bernardo> Well, at least you saw him.
<Horatio> Yeah.
<Horatio> !!!
<Bernardo> ?
<Marcellus> ???
<Horatio> Ghost was kingofdenmark@net153-523.rr.dk
<Horatio> That’s Hamlet’s dad’s IP!!
<Marcellus> Freaky.
<Bernardo> lol
<Marcellus> That’s the third night he came in and he’s been dead for months. wtf?
<Horatio> I’unno
<Horatio> I bet he’s pissed his brother’s screwing everything up.
<Bernardo> lol
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<Horatio> Hey. Sup?
<Horatio> Say something man. What’s going on?
* Quits: Ghost
<Marcellus> LOL!!
<Bernardo> He only comes on at night. It’s almost six AM.
<Horatio> :/
<Horatio> Let’s tell Hamlet.
<Marcellus> K.
Session Close

:) ): “Comedy and Tragedy”

* Now talking in #Castle
* Topic is ‘Act 1, Scene 2’
* Set by Willie

Current users: @King_Claudius, @Queen_Gertrude, Polonius, Laertes, Voltimand, Cornelius
Chanserv sets mode: +v Hamlet

<@King_Claudius> My brother is dead :(
<@King_Claudius> But now I’m king and bagged his wife :)
<@King_Claudius> Voltimand + Cornelius: Go to Norway and beat some ass :D
<Voltimand> K.
<Cornelius> Um… k.
* Quits: Voltimand
* Quits: Cornelius
<@King_Claudius> Laertes: Sup?
<Laertes> You guys creep me out. Can I go back to France?
<@King_Claudius> :(
<@King_Claudius> Polonius: What do you think?
<Polonius> He’s a bitch. Let him go.
<@King_Claudius> kbye
<@King_Claudius> Hey. Where’s my nephew/son?
-> *Hamlet* You ain’t mah daddy
<@King_Claudius> You still bummed bout your dad? :(
<+Hamlet> No, sir. ;DD
<@Queen_Gertrude> Don’t be a smartass. Everyone dies.
<+Hamlet> aye
<@Queen_Gertrude> So wtf?
<+Hamlet> MY DAD DIED!!! >:(
<@King_Claudius> Aw :(( But get over it pussy.
<@King_Claudius> Your dad’s dad died, and his dad’s dad’s dad died… It happens.
<@King_Claudius> But hey: when I die you get to be king
<@King_Claudius> :D ???
<@Queen_Gertrude> Hamlet: Stay here with us and be good. plz?
<+Hamlet> … k
<@King_Claudius> Yay!
<@King_Claudius> I think I’m lagging.
* Quits: King_Claudius (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Queen_Gertrude (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Polonius (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Laertes (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Voltimand (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Cornelius (Ping timeout)
<+Hamlet> Man my dad was cool
<+Hamlet> and his brother blows.
<+Hamlet> And my moms a whore :(
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* Marcellus has joined #Castle
* Bernardo has joined #Castle
<Horatio> Yo!
<+Hamlet> hi
<+Hamlet> What are you guys doing here?
<Horatio> Um… chillin
<+Hamlet> …
<Horatio> We heard about your dad :(
<+Hamlet> I still see him…
<Horatio> Really?
<+Hamlet> … in my head.
<Horatio> We saw him last night like for real.
<+Hamlet> My dad > you
<+Hamlet> Saw who?
<Horatio> Your dad, dude.
<+Hamlet> O_O
<Horatio> Marc and Barney saw your dad the last three nights in chat
<Horatio> They made me come in last night cuz they were wetting themselves.
<Horatio> I think he’s pissed that your step-dad’s freaky with your mom.
<+Hamlet> WHERE?!?
<Horatio> #Elsinore
<+Hamlet> Did you say anything to him?
<Horatio> Yeah but he flipped and was all ‘f u’ and left
<+Hamlet> wtf
<Horatio> I don’t know but it happened mang
<+Hamlet> U guys will be there tonite?
<Marcellus> Aye
<Horatio> Yeah
< Bernardo > Yeah
<+Hamlet> Youre sure its him?
<Horatio> Yeah. It was his IP
<+Hamlet> :( I missed him.
<Horatio> You’d ahve shat yourself
<+Hamlet> Did he stay long?
<Horatio> Not really
<Bernardo> He was on earlier the night before
<+Hamlet> I’ll be there tonite
<+Hamlet> Don’t tell anyone else and dont say anything else to him, k?
<Marcellus> k
<Bernardo> k
<Horatio> K
<+Hamlet> :)
* Quits: Marcellus (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Horatio (Ping timeout)
* Quits: Bernardo (Ping timeout)
<+Hamlet> :(
End Session

Now talking in #PoloniusesPlace
* Topic is ‘Act 1, Scene 3’
* Set by Willie

Ophelia has joined #PoloniusesPlace
<Laertes> Hey. I hear your not sleeping?
<Ophelia> Yeah?
<Laertes> yeah. dont let Hamlet see. He’s bummed enough without worrying about you too
<Ophelia> Yeah?
<Laertes> Yeah. He thinks your hot.
<Laertes> But he’s weird so keep away from him >:(
<Ophelia> k. Don’t be a dick about it though.
<Laertes> okay :( Sorry
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<Laertes> Hey
<Polonius> Are you suppose to be in France already?
<Polonius> Damn, boy.
<Polonius> Oh. And remember: Don’t take shit, don’t give shit, and don’t be what you aren’t.
<Laertes> Later.
<Polonius> Bye.
<Laertes> Ophelia: Remember what I said.
<Ophelia> K.
<Laertes> Bye!
* Quits: Laertes
<Polonius> What did he say?
<Ophelia> That Hamlet’s freaky.
<Polonius> I’ve heard he’s been working his thing…
<Ophelia> Yeah.
<Polonius> Pfft. He’s a dork. Do you think he really likes you?
<Ophelia> *shrug* What do you think?
<Polonius> I think you’re too little to know what love is.
<Ophelia> He sent me a nice e-mail…
<Polonius> Yeah?
<Ophelia> Yeah. One of those e-mails that plays music.
<Polonius> lol dork
<Polonius> Look, a pretty song can still be a half-assed effort.
<Polonius> He’s young, grieving, and stupid. Things he means today might be a lie later.
<Polonius> I say this only as your loving father: Stay the hell away from that kid.
<Ophelia> … k.
End session

Now talking in #Elsinore
* Topic is ‘Act 1, Scene 4’
* Set by Willie

Current users: Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus

<+Hamlet> It’s laggy tonight
<Horatio> Yeah
<+Hamlet> What time is it?
<Horatio> It’s still around 11, I think
<+Hamlet> No. It’s later.
<Horatio> Is it? Well if you knew what time it was why’d you ask?
Sound request: can’t find ‘trumpets.wav’
<Horatio> wtf?
<+Hamlet> Whenever the king gets up at night they alert everyone
<Horatio> Like, all the time?
<+Hamlet> Yeah.
<+Hamlet> I don’t even notice it anymore
<+Hamlet> Like how you wouldn’t notice the customs of your own server any more
<Horatio> I guess.
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<+Hamlet> O_O
<+Hamlet> … dad?
*Ghost waves towards hamlet
<Ghost> #Platform
<Horatio> He wants you to go to another channel?
<Marcellus> Don’t do it this is to weird
<Horatio> Yeah
<+Hamlet> He won’t say anything here. I have to
<Horatio> No dorkass!
<+Hamlet> Why? It’s not like he can do anything to me over IRC
<Ghost> #Platform
<+Hamlet> I’m going
<Horatio> But what if it’s just someone trying to mess with you? Trying to make you crazy?
<+Hamlet> I’m going.
<Marcellus> We’re going too
<+Hamlet> I’m sure the king knows how to set a room to invite only.
<Horatio> Damnit don’t go!!
<+Hamlet> Try and stop me! I’ll have you klined if you do!
* Quits: Hamlet
* Quits: Ghost
<Horatio> AHH! Jackass!
<Marcellus> Let’s go in
<Horatio> How?
<Marcellus> Set yourself to invisible and join the channel. he didn’t set invite
<Horatio> theyd better not see us…
<Marcellus> Wuss.
End session

Now talking in #Platform
* Topic is ‘Act 1, Scene 5’
* Set by Willie

Current users: Hamlet, Ghost

<+Hamlet> Speak up or I’m leaving
<Ghost> listen carefully
<+Hamlet> k
<Ghost> before long ill be taken back to death
<+Hamlet> O_O
<Ghost> meh just listen close
<+Hamlet> k
<Ghost> youll be pissed when you hear what i have to say
<+Hamlet> …
<Ghost> i am your father
<Ghost> damned to this server during night and to fire during day
<Ghost> till the crime against me has been righted
<Ghost> if i were to go into detail itd blow your mind
<+Hamlet> !!!
<Ghost> you must get revenge for your fathers murder
<+Hamlet> MURDER?!?!?
<Ghost> murder most foul
<+Hamlet> WHO?!?!?!
<Ghost> the snake that bit me is in my garden
<Ghost> it now wears the crown
<+Hamlet> … MY UNCLE????
<Ghost> aye
<Ghost> that jackass
<Ghost> he started flirting with your mother and he gained her trust
<Ghost> we fought about his lust
<Ghost> i fell asleep outside like i did every night
<Ghost> your uncle snuck behind me and poured poison in my ear
<Ghost> with that he got my crown and queen
<Ghost> it pisses me off it does
<Ghost> do not let denmark become a place of ease and incest
<Ghost> kill the king hamlet and return denmark to grace
<Ghost> but let your mother be and not know of what you do
<Ghost> shit my time is up
<Ghost> remember me hamlet
* Quits: Ghost (No route to host)
<+Hamlet> Fie! Fie it all!
<+Hamlet> I must keep myself strong
<+Hamlet> My poor father, murdered
<+Hamlet> I will do what you asked
-> *usurper_of_the_throne* I have sworn against you
/in private messages/
-> *Horatio* why’s he talking to an empty room
-> *Marcellus* This is weird
-> *Horatio* we should rejoin
-> *Marcellus* Yeah
/end/
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* Marcellus has joined #Platform
<Marcellus> sup?
<Horatio> How ya doing?
<+Hamlet> Great!
<Horatio> Cool
<+Hamlet> He told me my uncle killed him!
<+Hamlet> But you mustn’t tell anyone
<+Hamlet> Either of you!
<Horatio> k
<Marcellus> k
<+Hamlet> You won’t tell anyone?
<Marcellus> of course not
<Horatio> no
<+Hamlet> There’s a villain in Denmark…
<Horatio> Well we didn’t need a Scooby-Doo Mystery to tell us that.
<+Hamlet> True
<+Hamlet> But enough of that… we should call it a day
<+Hamlet> Everyone has things to do
<Horatio> You just spoke to your dead father and you want to “call it a day”? That’s a weird thing to say…
<+Hamlet> I’m sorry.
<Horatio> well, you don’t need to be sorry ?
<+Hamlet> I feel there is. I don’t want bad blood between us.
<+Hamlet> Could you two do a friend a favor?
<Horatio> Of course
<+Hamlet> Don’t tell anyone about tonight.
<Horatio> We won’t
<Marcellus> didn’t you already ask us that?
<+Hamlet> Swear it!
<Marcellus> I swear
<Horatio> I swear
<+Hamlet> On my father’s grave
<Marcellus> we already swore it
<+Hamlet> On my father’s grave.
-Ghost- swear it
<+Hamlet> !!
<+Hamlet> My father, even, wants your promise!
<Horatio> What do you want me to swear?
<+Hamlet> That you won’t tell anyone about what you’ve seen tonight. On my father’s grave.
-Ghost- swear it
<+Hamlet> Swear it, friends.
-Ghost- swear it
<+Hamlet> lol
<+Hamlet> Yeah.
<Horatio> I don’t know. This is getting too strange, man.
<+Hamlet> As a stranger welcome it
<+Hamlet> Open your mind
<+Hamlet> The world is bigger than just this server
<+Hamlet> Things will be stranger from now on.
<+Hamlet> Starting with myself.
<+Hamlet> Please, swear it.
-Ghost- swear it
<+Hamlet> I’m doing it, Dad!
<Horatio> On your father’s grave, I will not tell anyone what has happened tonight.
<Marcellus> I swear on your father’s grave that i won’t tell anyone what ive seen tonite
<+Hamlet> :)
<+Hamlet> God willing, we’ll be friends when this is all over.
<+Hamlet> Let’s call it a day
End session

Now talking in #PoloniusesPlace
* Topic is ‘Act 2, Scene 1’
* Set by Willie

* Reynaldo has joined #PoloniusesPlace
<Polonius> Give him these:
-Polonius- DCC Send MoneyNotes.txt
<Reynaldo> k
<Polonius> Before you go you should ask around about him.
<Reynaldo> I was gonna
<Polonius> Cool.
<Polonius> Ask about Danskers in Paris too.
<Polonius> What, who, how, where…
<Polonius> Ask if they know Hamlet, but, like, do it all cool and stuff.
<Polonius> Don’t let them know you know him.
<Polonius> k?
<Reynaldo> k
<Polonius> Well, say you know him, but, like, not well.
<Polonius> Tell them he’s weird and all addicted and stuff.
<Polonius> Nothing to weird though. They need to believe you.
<Reynaldo> sho thing
<Polonius> Yeah.
<Polonius> Say he’s been fighting and drinking and whoring.
<Reynaldo> Uh…
<Polonius> Well, point out the weird stuff he does.
<Polonius> Make him look crazy. insane.
<Reynaldo> whoa dude
<Polonius> What?
<Reynaldo> Um… why?
<Polonius> Here’s what I think:
<Polonius> Since youre basically just a good kid
<Polonius> they’ll believe whatever you say
<Polonius> You’lll be their buddy.
<Reynaldo> k
<Polonius> And, then you
<Polonius> wait. what was I saying?
<Reynaldo> Uh… <Polonius> You’lll be their buddy.
<Polonius> Yeah.
<Polonius> Say you saw him yesterday or the day before or whenever
<Polonius> he was all pissed off and gambling
<Polonius> or he was down on the corner y’know?
<Polonius> IT needs to be something they’d believe.
<Polonius> you’ll do it right?
<Reynaldo> yeah
<Polonius> k. Later.
<Reynaldo> bye!
<Polonius> Come up with something good
<Reynaldo> Will do
<Polonius> And stay out of his way
<Reynaldo> k
<Polonius> see ya
* Quits: Reynaldo
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<Polonius> sup?
<Ophelia> !!!!!
<Polonius> what?
<Ophelia> dude
<Ophelia> i was just sitting in my room watching buffy when hamlet came in
<Ophelia> he was all messed up looking
<Ophelia> like his shirt was inside out and hair was all pushed down and weird looking
<Ophelia> he was all pale and shaking
<Ophelia> then he came at me
<Polonius> horny?
<Ophelia> i dont know
<Ophelia> but he scared the crap out of me
<Polonius> Did he say anything?
<Ophelia> he took my arm then straightened his arm out
<Ophelia> then he just stared at me for a long time
<Ophelia> i tried to get away but i couldnt
<Ophelia> then he nodded his head
<Ophelia> sighed
<Ophelia> then left without picking up his head
<Polonius> Hmm…
<Polonius> Let’s go talk to the king
<Polonius> Hamlet’s insane with, like, horny.
<Polonius> You haven’t said anything to piss him off have you?
<Ophelia> no
<Ophelia> but ive tried to stay away from him like you told me to
<Polonius> Maybe that’s why he’s gone so crazy.
<Polonius> my bad.
<Polonius> I thought he was harmless enough.
<Polonius> kids suck
<Polonius> Let’s go tell his dad
End session